I don't understand why so many people are on a diet.  You can always find a positive aspect to whatever body you have.  This following dude is a hero that I've lacked since Farley's death.

I must say he's had some nice meals in his life time. 

Oh, I'm glad I've decided to go to S. America over Central America.  I don't really want to be in any country that sponsors such ads...

same sequence. 

after taking pictures that didn't come out as expected from my Korea trip, I've decided to get a digital camera.  But the two of the twenty pictures that did come out...

the only place in the world where you can get counselling for all of your troubles and buy a cup of espresso.

I didn't believe it until I saw it.  Korean-Irish pub.  awesome.

This one was not from Korea...this makes so much sense.

suckers,

now that everyone else is making a list of the recent canada trip, I shall also.

- So long, SUCKERS!

- scary dudes guarding the McDonald's playhouse.

- Obscene noises before puking.

- "There's a bra-, bla-, blind spot..."

- Strip of flesh that should have been grafitti-ed.

- Drugs.

- Flying.

- Danzka.

- Learning that it's a bad thing to drink in the hot tub, jump out to roll around in snow in swim trunks, then jumping right back in to the hot tub, puffing cigarrettes.

- Dim Sum...for the first time!

- Embellishment of stories to get money back for unused tickets.

- Super rich, dehydrating chocolate.

I've always wanted to mutilate big, macho, gotta-be fightin' guys who relentlessly picked on defenseless little guys only because they could.  But recently, I've discovered a new breed of people, on the web, who are absolutely beligerent, racist - cruelest person I've ever met under the guise of anonymity.  ooh, how they speak such tough words, when I am pretty sure that most would not dare say a single word out in public. I think I hate them even more.

If you haven't watched the short film THE PARLOR, then go find it on the web and watch it.  it's a must.